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DATING:


The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.





EASY:


A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.





EYE CONTACT:


A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.





FRIEND:


A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.





INDIFFERENCE


A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as ';playing hard to get.';





IRRITATING HABIT:


What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.





NYMPHOMANIAC:


A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.





SOBER


A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.





ATTRACTION:


The act of associating horniness with a particular person.





LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:


What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.





LAW OF RELATIVITY:


How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.





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