OK folks try this question is true or funny dictionary of dating?

DATING:


The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.





EASY:


A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.





EYE CONTACT:


A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.





FRIEND:


A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.





INDIFFERENCE


A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as ';playing hard to get.';





IRRITATING HABIT:


What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.





NYMPHOMANIAC:


A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.





SOBER


A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.





ATTRACTION:


The act of associating horniness with a particular person.





LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:


What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.





LAW OF RELATIVITY:


How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.OK folks try this question is true or funny dictionary of dating?
Hi Chris,


Hahahaha..I hand it to you,you always come-up with some really good jokes and a lot of these are sooo True.. Here's a Star My Friend,


poppy1OK folks try this question is true or funny dictionary of dating?
some are funny and some true....not good for health of romantic life knowing too much,....LOL
i agree with some of them but they are all funny!!
hahahahahahaha
Ha ha ha.!!!


They are Excellent Chris.!!!


10/10 mate.!!!


Cheers for a smile.!!
hehehe some of it is true
NYMPHOMANIAC:


A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does








my bf's name for me! lolz
ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Funny thanks.
Confused(UK), what is a Dictionary?
Nice one!
Out of all your jokes posted tonight this made me laugh the most :-)
Funny
The friends one and the sober one is true.
These are GREAT!!!





LOL!!!





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