Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not


entirely choosy people meet.





DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and


energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't


especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in


the future.





BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing


special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating


repulsive men or spending time around children.





EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a


man.





EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a


man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so,


many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not


necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a


woman's eyes are not located in her chest.





FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has


some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.





INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted


by the man as ';playing hard to get.';





INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do


all the talking.





IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that initially


attract two people to each other turn into after a few months


together.





LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be is


directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.





NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more


often than he does.


FRIGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often


than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her


nightgown.





SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.





NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him


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